Duggar New Year

We've had a request to make predictions for the Duggars in 2015.  Guess away!

Happy holidays to everyone also.  I'll be out of town for most or all of the next week so please be patient if I'm slow to get to the blog.  For those who've asked the grandchildren are doing fine including the new one and thank you.

102 comments:

Anonymous said...

Well, lets see. Ben, Derick, Josh and Jimboob will have a revelation that they have had enough howlers and they will all get vasectomies. Of course Boob's will be a two hour special on TLC, complete with Bug Eyes holding dad's hand. Michelle and all the girls will cut their hair. The blurb will pop up on the screen that will say," if all the duggar girls cut their hair it would stretch all the way to the Gothard compound and back." Not to be out done by boob, Michelle's big reveal will be televised with boob holding her hand saying "it'll be alright,mama." John David will come out gay with a boyfriend that he met while pulling his Jaguar out of a ditch.Boob and Michelle will stop filming until they announce, like the angel Gabrielle, that the Lord told boob in a dream that John David was chosen to be "special". Boob and Michelle will then author a book entitled "For Many Are Called but Few are Chosen"!!!! Finally, Grandma Duggar will be caught in the laundry room on time of a dryer having HER way with Mr. Gothard!! Of course Jim Boob will have the viewing audience convinced that "my mother was sniffing home made laundry detergent and got dementia." He will then take her to a mental hospital, have her committed and tell all who will listen that she will be in hell with his dad. Of course the mental hospital will be brand new and have the Duggar family name on it! To lessen the blow of the behavior of her mother-in-law, Michelle will call it "sweet fellowship" and say, "that won't happen again!"

Anonymous said...

Glad you're ok, enjoy the holidays.

Xx

Anonymous said...

i bet jessa will have a baby in 2015 we know anna and jill both have a child in the new year. i also think at least one of the kids will marry in the coming year.

Anonymous said...

Jessa will deliver the next subsequent blessing.

Hannah said...

Josh will take a nap when Anna is in labor.

A marriage or two.

3 birth specials(Jessa or a Keller sister/bates)

They will get into more politics.

Jill will worry if she not pregnant again by 12/15.

Anonymous said...

Jessa will announce a pregnancy and surprise! Jill will get pregnant shortly after baby dilly is born. 2 more duggars will have courtships and weddings. Michelle will shock everyone with a triplet pregnancy announcement. Jinger will leave the compound and be free!

Coleen said...

Jana and John-David will both turn 25 in Jan. As a result of turning 25, both will decided spending a quarter century at home is long enough! I predict that JD will get a job as a private pilot for the Republican Party and Jana will take a job with Journey to the Heart. While on a day trip to Amish country, she will fall in love at first sight with an Amish farmer and decided to become Amish. She will move in with a nice Amish couple who will help her with her conversion and she and the Amish farmer will get married and live happily ever after! :)

Anonymous said...

With all that attention on her grandbabies, Michelle will cut her hair, get a boob job, shorten her skirts and drive away in a red mustang convertible...

Anonymous said...

That would be great! Her Amish MIL could teach her about cooking from scratch. Enough of tater tot casserole and canned green beans!

Anonymous said...

The first comment made me laugh so hard. Thanks anon!

Anonymous said...

Jessa will start a modest clothing line with Ben as her premier male model!

After Baby Dilly is born, Derick will realize that working for Wal-mart isn't for him and he, Jill, and Baby Dilly will return to Katmandu. Derick will plant a church and Jill will start a free-clinic for women!(complete with birth control and family planning)

sandi said...

I predict Jill wil be pregnancy testing and fretting over the negatives 2-3 months after baby Dilly is born.By month 4 she will be expecting again.
Jessa will discover that you can order the pill online,start to take it,and exclaim "I just don't know WHY we can't get pregnant!".

Leigh Ann said...

I would love to see Derick encourage Jill to go to college and get her nursing degree and then the two of them go off somewhere where they can serve others, whether it's overseas or in the states. Jill has so much to offer and she really has a desire to help others. But she's been brainwashed into thinking she's just supposed to have a family and that's it. It's hard but lots of women have families and go to school and she could juggle three or four kids and a nursing career.

Anonymous said...

Jessa Duggar will take back the thunder from Jill with an announcement of a twin pregnancy.

no1 said...

My sincere prediction: DerekDillard will quit his Walmart job once he realizes that he can't get needed time off to fit in with TLC filming and Duggar family trips. Computing that he can make more $ as a 'reality star,' we'll see Jill in a talking head explaining how they prayed on it and God revealed his wishes.

Anonymous said...

Do the Duggar women use a calendar to keep track of their cycles or do they just fly through the month not paying attention to themselves or their health and just take random pregnancy tests when they have had warm and fuzzy thoughts about having another baby? Someone close to them needs to seriously sit down and have a conversation with them about how things work. Also, the fact that you have to pee on the pregnancy test stick makes it a dirty and germ ridden thing to hold in one's hand and leave sitting around. No one wants to see one on TV. Hey Duggar ladies, keep track on your calendars, throw the stick away when your done testing and wash your hands!! These things are basic.

Nancy Nurse said...

Leigh Ann, as a married woman with children who went back to nursing school, I must say you need a truly devoted family to help out. It's not easy to do ..but It's worth it, believe me. But Jill would be unable to do it if she continues to have babies the way Michelle has. She couldn't do all the lifting & many menial jobs assinged to students if she was pregnant. I know a couple of women in my class were pregnant & we all pitched in as much as we could. Jill doesn't have as much desire as you think she has, or she would never have quit her midwife training even before her marriage. She's as good an actor as her dad.

Anonymous said...

Anonymous 6:23

I don't think they use a calendar or even realize how things work. I'm guessing they test after each time they fulfill their husbands "special needs". That would explain why they keep a stock pile of pregnancy test in the house. Even Jill had extra tests for Anna to take even though she was about four months or so along. It makes me wonder if they test while pregnant just to be sure. lol Maybe Jill just doesn't know any better and keeps extra test because it's what her mom did.

Judy said...

I am loving these predictions! Keep them coming!

I predict Michelle will have a divine intervention and somehow get pregnant again.

Wampascat said...

Michelle always talked about how the girls kept track of her cycle and tracked it. I thought that was weird and disgusting, but apparently that is common in the Duggar household. So, it is weird that they run and test every time they get done doing the nasty.

Anonymous said...

My predictions are
1) Jessa will announce her pregnancy soon.
2) Baby Dilly will arrive earlier than expected and be a happy healthy boy. He will probably be named after Dericks dad with either James or Robert for a middle name. The duggars and Dillards will go on about how it's a miracle that Jill had a healthy preemie.
3) Jill will start obsessively testing after baby Dilly's birth. Her second pregnancy will be announced around her anniversary.
4) Derick will quit his job at wallmart to spend more time with Jill and her family. He will start his own accounting business so he can work from home.
5) Ben is going to be caught cheating or looking at porn. The Duggars and Seewalds will get him counseling and tell Jessa she must stand by her man even though she wants to leave.
6) Ben's sister Jessica will start a courtship with is either Joseph or Josiah.
7) Ben & Jessa will help Ben's sister Daniel get a record deal and an episode of the show will revolve around her.
8) It will be even more obvious that Ben only wanted Jessa for the fame, attention and money that comes along with the show.
9)Josh and Anna will have another boy.
10) Jana will spend a lot of her time in DC helping Anna with the kids. She will get more and more frustrated with her life.
11) Jinger will start a courtship and be married by then of the year.
12) Jim-Bob will continue to make excuses and say no decent males have asked to court Jana.
13) Michelle will keep going on and on about babies and stay in denial about being in menopause.

Rosie Banks said...

Michelle goes on 10 yrs younger.

Tammy C said...

Michelle will end up having a hysterectomy!

Leigh Ann said...

The thing is, these girls are so conditioned to think that their God-given purpose in life is to get married and have babies and nothing else that I don't think we can know what they could do if they were allowed. I don't see that they're even allowed to think about anything else so any desire they have to do something else has to be so squashed because if they have any thoughts about putting off having a baby while they get some education or training they wouldn't be in God's will. Never mind that God's will may be something totally different than Gothard's will, which is what they are really following. And since they're taught to not show anything but happiness Jill may be sorry she quit her training but she could never, ever let anyone know that. Just more fodder for the tell-all book that I hope I live long enough to read and am mentally alert to remember who they all are!

mythoughtis said...

1. Joseph, Josiah, and Jinger will all begin courtships. Jim Bob especially wants Josiah to be married before he escapes the compound.

2. Jessa will become pregnant because Michelle will snoop around her house and hide the BC pills or the condoms when she finds them.

3. Derick will quit his job in defiance of his Moms' wishes.

4. Jana will move to DC to be Anna's nanny. At least one of the Lost Girls will go with her.

5. John David, like Zach Bates, will meet a woman in the course of his day, either towing her car or in some fast food line. She won't put up with courtship/no pants rules and he will break with his family.

6. Michelle and Jim Bob will continue their normal routine, never realizing that 2014 and 2015 has changed their family right under their noses.

7. The younger children will still continue their daily routines.

8. Mary will find herself unable to continue to deal with the stress and move to her daughters for the year.

anonymous said...

1) Jessa will catch a baby then ignore it once born.
2) Derrick increasingly becomes frustrated with Jill's non stop chatter about nothing that is interesting.
3) Michelle totally loses it.
4) A sex scandal is uncovered or a sexual
Harassment charge is made against one if the Duggar men.
5) The Bates have a very public falling out with the Duggars.
6) Jill catches another baby and becomes even more glassy eyed
7)

Lisa Vanamerongen said...

Remember the gall bladder episode. .."I want to keep the organs god gave me." Lol

Anonymous said...

1. We will see ONE picture of a Duggar on the internet that was taken by someone OTHER than Duggar clan.

Wait that's not going to happen. Every picture on the internet is one that they took of themselves posing or a selfie.

Anonymous said...

"I don't think they use a calendar or even realize how things work. I'm guessing they test after each time they fulfill their husbands "special needs". That would explain why they keep a stock pile of pregnancy test in the house. Even Jill had extra tests for Anna to take even though she was about four months or so along. It makes me wonder if they test while pregnant just to be sure. lol Maybe Jill just doesn't know any better and keeps extra test because it's what her mom did"
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Having a stockpile of pregnancy tests doesn't mean you don't know how things work. When we started trying to get pregnant I bought a few from the store to have on hand so I didn't have to run out to the store whenever I needed to test. If I didn't believe in using birth control or even any natural family planning I'd probably keep some around simply because there's a chance every month you might need to take one.

Also, I know lots of people who take pictures of their positive tests. You can wash it off with soap and water. That's not just a Duggar thing.

As for Jill having a career, I would agree that if she really wants to, she should....but there's also absolutely nothing wrong with a woman foregoing a career, even one she is good at, to be an at home mom full time. I get tired of people saying that a woman wastes her talents when she focuses on using them primarily for her family and does not receive monetary compensation.

I do hope that she doesn't just have as many children as possible, just for the sake of being like her mom. I respect some things about the Duggars and their beliefs, even though I differ from them, but I do think that as time has gone on Michelle has become disconnected with her younger children. She is certainly free to make decisions about the size of her family just like I am, but I hope she will have her eyes opened to the emotional needs of all 19 of her children and spend more time bonding with them.

Harvey Stone said...

1) Jim Bob and Michelle will spend less time in Arkansas after JB takes a more important (and visible) role at ATI in Chicago.
2) Jill will be catching baby #2 by September.
3) Jessa will write a book and become a Christian fashion model, and leave NW Arkansas.
4) John David and Joseph will just plod along as usual.
5) Joy Anna will find a beau by the summer, though it will be years before she gets engaged.
6) Josiah will take over teaching the little ones at the dining room table, and show a real aptitude for it.
7) There will be the usual dentist appointments, driving tests, etc.
8) Jinger will be spending more and more time with the Bates family (with James along as a chaperone) and rumor will fly about a Duggar/Bates hook-up.
9) After a couple of months watching the little ones (when JB and Michelle are in Chicago), Jana will suddenly have to take another Journey to the Heart up in Michigan; and Josh and Anna (and their four kids) will have to temporarily move back to Tontitown to help run the house.

Judy said...

I agree with Leigh Anne. The Duggar women are never really given a choice about not marrying and having as many babies as possible. They also aren't given an option to show negative emotions. So if one of them is unhappy with the status quo, she'd better not act like it. I wonder if they believe in postpartum depression?

Anonymous said...

After Jim Bob and Michelle divorce in a one hour TLC special, Jim Bob goes on the Bachelor (instead of roses, the women get lectures). Most of the contestants quickly realize they can do better and he's left to marry and move in with the only contestant left - Kate Gosselin.

Meanwhile, Michelle dedicates the rest of her life to medical school, so she can invent the procedure of self in vitro fertilization. Michelle is never unpregnant again. But don't you dare worry about the babies being born outside of wedlock; Michelle marries herself first.

In D.C., Josh and Anna read a hoax on the internet, totally believe it, and move to a secure bunker underground. They emerge in 10 years with 15 new kids (and counting).

Someone forgets to say Nike and John David goes wild. He untucks his shirt and leaves his hat on IN A CHURCH. He realizes he has a problem, so he goes to be re-programmed. But he's not very good at the internet, so he actually signs up for a feminist retreat at a very liberal college.

Jana enrolls in music school and eventually travels the world to play the harp professionally. Whatever romance happens is in her own time and on her own terms.

Jill starts a children's television show, where she reads highly-censored fairy tales to a room full of plastic baby dolls. It is terrifying.

DerrickDillard charges a nickle every time a Duggar uses his full name; makes a fortune.

Jessa and Ben become televangelists. Jessa wins the Guinness record for world's biggest hair. Ben frequently cries and confesses bad thoughts. Sometimes even on television.

Jinger reveals that she is behind the Free Jinger meme online, frees herself, and becomes a photographer in New York City!

Josiah goes to college and has a blast, especially on spring break. He designs a popular set of bow ties.

An anonymous source leaks a bunch of revealing information about the Duggar parents and writes a book about them. Spoiler: it's Joy.

Purposing to protect his funds while things go swimmingly on Jim Bob and Kate Litigate, Jim Bob turns everything over to his mother. Joke's on Jim Bob, because Mary Duggar enrolls all the younger kids (plus Eight) in public school and hires professional cleaners, nannies, tutors, and helpers. She never does laundry again.

Anonymous said...

jim bob gets caught cheating on michelle with a prostitute and michelle will have very public meltdown

Anonymous said...

or jim bob leaves michelle and runs off to married young woman in her early to mid 20's

Anonymous said...

The Duggars go to New York {once again!} and is scheduled for the View through TLC. Since Jim Bob is used to getting elaborate vacations/trips from them, he is super excited that TLC would offer a tour or "view" of New York City on their tab.
When they walk into the studio Jim Bob and his clan is caught off guard by a feuding Rosie and Whoopi. Things turn real ugly when they discuss their lifestyles with the Duggars.Jim Bob and Michelle start making out in front of them and says..look what ya'all are missing out on! Just to accelerate his point, he pulls out his cell and shows them that seductive, passionate kiss selfie. The audience is so grossed out, they have to supply puke bags to everyone as their consolation prize.

Anonymous said...

" I get tired of people saying that a woman wastes her talents when she focuses on using them primarily for her family and does not receive monetary compensation."

Well that's not really it here. It's more like wasting potential talents by not bothering to get a career or any education at all in the first place, even before she got married. Jill really never got the chance to have a career in the first place.

Virginia said...

You have some very good points here. What I struggle with is what appears to be Michelle's obsession with getting pregnant and having more babies. If they truly trusted God with the size of their family they would be more relaxed about it. Last year when they went to the high risk deter laity doc spoke volumes to me. They were trying your more. I also saw that with Anna after she and Josh first got married. She was disappointed that it took four months to get pregnant and how she tested so many times. That sounds like trying and not trusting. As the show has become more popular it seems like they all have become obsessed with how many babies they can have.

Wampascat said...

19 Kids and Counting will be cancelled and all interest in the Duggar family will begin to wane. Bank balances will begin to drop. In a bid to regain public interest , Jim Bob will build a huge Mylar balloon that looks like a flying saucer and send Josie up in it, attracting world wide news coverage...or not.

Anonymous said...

jill will be poping that kid out end of feb she is ready to pop right now. those outfits she wears look awful on her. she needs to hire a stylist to help her dress.

Elspeth said...

It isn't that people think being a SAHM is a waste, it's that the Duggars allow NO other choice. They actively work to see that their children, especially, their daughters are academically handicapped.

sandi said...

Unfortunately those tight,form-fitting 'maternity' clothes are right in style,and so is Jill.We had cute,loose fitting tops and dresses and such in my day;nowadays you are left truly wondering if someone is pregnant or just needs to lose weight.

Anonymous said...

TLC will bow to public pressure and cancel the show. I hope.

Anonymous said...

The thing with the maternity wear is that it can be the current knits without being too tight. Jill needs a size or two larger. Being less than loose doesn't mean too tight or too small. I know many currently married women and none of them are going for the stuffed sausage look.

Anonymous said...

I think Jill is wearing the tighter maternity clothes because she can now choose what she wears, not her parents

Carol said...

1. Jana has been secretly attending liberty university while at josh and Anna's house. She gets a degree in missionary work and works for an Ebola organization in Africa
2. John David gets caught watching secular movies in his tow truck and gets sent to Alert reeducation camp
3. While out driving jinger's hat slides over her eyes. She gets into an accident. She meets an falls in love with her catholic paramedic.
4. Ben nearly has a stroke at the possibility of being remotely related to a catholic
5. Michele faints upon the news
6. JB immediately tries to send Jinger to ATI headquarters for brainwashing
7. Joy gets wind of the plan and tips off Jinger
8. Jinger tries to make a run for it but Joseph and Josiah are bulked up from alert academy and tackle her to the ground.
9. Catholic paramedic guy is also an Iraq war vet and easily knocks out the Alert Academy army wanna bees
10. Jinger and Shane the paramedic run off to Vegas for a quickie transfer of authority day.

Virginia said...

I tho think that Jill has been so sheltered she doesn't know that what she is wearing is too tight. She thinks it is in style. I have also noticed that she is wearing larger earrings etc. is he was. Never exposed to anything outside of her family rules or standards and now watches TV etc she may be over compensating. I have seen this with some friends kids who were raised slimar to the Duggars. For the first time in her life Jill has choices in her clothing choices etc. that makes me sad.

Sharla said...

Comments about the sexuality of married Duggars and associates are allowed, but not of fundies still living at home "under the father's umbrella of protection." I don't want to be associated with any potential difficulties that could cause. Those who have established their own households can handle their own issues.

Sharla said...

To the person who tried to send through a comment saying all pregnant women these days wear skin tight maternity clothes, please remember my own daughter was recently pregnant. From seeing her and her friends, I can comfortably say no they absolutely all do not wear too tight maternity clothes. Absolutes are tricky that way.

Anonymous said...

Michelle will partner with EPT to form the Duggar brand pregnancy tests. Her marketing strategy?
Tests sold in case quantities.
Her sales pitch and motto:
Buy in bulk and save
Active women should be testing everyday!

Anonymous said...

Toooooooo funny!!!

Anonymous said...

Lots of great predictions out here! Let me add a few:
1. Jessa will announce a pregnancy by June.
2. Second pregnancies for Jill and Whitney.
3. JD will meet a special girl but courtship will be kept under the radar until an engagement is imminent. Special girl's family will not be Gothardites.
4. Josiah, Jed, and Jer will take over homeschooling as the remaining older girls run the day to day housework and perform nanny services for Jill, Anna, and Whitney.
5. Derick and Ben will continue to dance to Jim Bob's tune but expect Michael Seewald to not so privately criticize Jim Bob's emasculation of his sons in law.
6. Josh and Anna will remain useful to the FRC in 2015, but look for them to leave DC after the 2016 election. Baby #4 will be healthy. Josh will get balder and heavier.
7. Grandma Duggar's health will suffer significantly.
8. Jana's lack of suitors will raise questions even among the most devoted Duggar supporters.

sandi said...

I guess 'buy used and save the difference' can't apply to pregnancy tests.The day it does,well,yuk,just yuk.LOL

Anonymous said...

One can only look at the "older Duggar unmarried kids" and remember the relationship advice they are taking....it's that Waiting for Prince Charming book who was written by that skinny fundy lady who is 31 years old, single and still living at home...some good advice there, I'm sure. Jill didn't follow this advice and jumped all over derickdillard....look at her, she's married within 6 months of meeting the guy and already popping one out in 4 months..Jessa clung on to Ben dispite JB's "maybe disapproval" told him she was "going to marry this guy" and she too, is married and 'enjoying sweet fellowship' frequently, I'm sure.
Jana needs to take a lesson from her sisters and be pro active while remaining under the radar for doing so.

Anonymous said...

Did anyone else see TLC has a show on tonight at 9:00 c called "Side Hugs to Happily ever after" ? I'm pretty sure we all know what THAT is going to be about. Why??? As if the whole last 19 kids season all about Jill's wedding wasn't enough. Hopefully that is not all what this show is going to be about. I'm afraid to watch, but maybe there will be some other fundie couples who side hugged their way to the alter. Sorry this isn't a prediction but I think everyone else has all those covered lol

Anonymous said...

I can picture that too, & hear a baby sing-song voice. Lol

Anonymous said...

"Jill starts a children's television show, where she reads highly-censored fairy tales to a room full of plastic baby dolls. It is terrifying."
I just choked on my dinner!!! Lol good one

Virginia said...

I agree. I am noticing bigger earrings too and love it. I hope she also realizes that wearing pants isn't a sin.

sandi said...

Re: Jana being proactive.I'm not really sure she wants to get married and start popping out babies.Maybe the thought of a large family just isn't appealing to her,so she is content to put it off,perhaps for as long as she can. (till her parents start nagging her,maybe?).
Jill,OTOH,I think wanted to get married ASAP and start popping the babies,hoping for at least 20 or more.I suspect she may have told JB,PLEASE find me a husband,I'm ready!" I think she wants to be Michelle's mini me.
Jessa,I suspect just wanted to get out of there.I hope she and Ben don't have kids right away,as they just don't strike me as being ready to be parents.

Anonymous said...

Keeping my fingers crossed!

Confused in Germany said...

Predictions:
1) Josh and Anna have a daughter named Mary in Hospital.
Jana decided that, for Josh was "at work" and couldn't be reached. It turns out to be Gods will, that they have no more.

2) Jana meets Dr. Jeremy Dreamboat, the elope, get married and have two kids. She becomes a Firefighter, he takes over the housework and childcare, both are perfectly happy.

3) Nr. 2 shocks JB, he is delievered into the clinic, some other poster wrote about, Mary Duggar Sr. comes back.

4) Michelle gets her brain back, cuts her hair, stays with the skirts, though not as long, enrolls all the kids from the boy-twins down in school and works as real estate agent and landlady.

Mary and Michelle engage Mrs. Queery and her older daughter as housekeepers with a cleaning help.

5) JD moves into his own home, gets a proper pilot liscence (or so), marries the headstewardess and they settle with two kids in Milwaukee

6) Jill gets turned around by her husbands family, has one more child and resumes her midwife-career.

7) Jessa and Benn move to Hoboken New Jersey, where he becomes an apprentice to Buddy Valestro from Cake Boss and she becomes a teacher. The convert to catholicism, because they are all catholic at his employers place.

8) Jinger moves with the younger Query daughter to New York and with a recommendation from Scott the Camera-Man gets into Photography-College and her Friend goes to Julliard

9) Joseph takes over the Car-Tow-Service and House from JD, he employs his sibs to work there in order to help pay for their college-tuitions

10) Josiah moves to LA to become a famous fashion-designer to surpass even Oscar de la Renta

11) Joy Anna starts a horse-ranch in Wyoming with her BFF Carlin Bates

12) Jed works with his mom in the real estat business and takes it over, when she retires with Mary to Florida

13) Jer takes over the household organizations, transports the younger kids to school and back and sees, that they develop well. He marries Katie Bates and they take care of the younger siblings, only adding two of their own.

14) Jason becomes a gardener

15) James turns into a famed trumpeter, his ADHS-Problems are finally resolved

16) Justin moves in to a monastery of silence and than becomes a preacher, but not of the fundie-movement, moderate though

17) Jackson becomes a soldier and gives honour to his country

18) Hannie becomes a doctor and mainly helps raped women and women who simply can't afford to become pregnant and raise a child.
She also manages to destroy any chances of politicians to decide for women, wether they may abort or not. She only gets in the rules, that the women have to go into counceling, before they do anything rash

19) Jenny becomes a Vet

20) Jordyn becomes a supermodel

21) Josie after intense speech therapy follows somewhat into her parents footsteps: she writes books (tell-all-books) and holds speeches about life in a big family.

Sorry for any wrong spelling AND for the long post. None of this is meant to be nasty. Well, maybe apart from the point about JB.

catsandra said...

7) Jessa and Benn move to Hoboken New Jersey, where he becomes an apprentice to Buddy Valestro from Cake Boss and she becomes a teacher. The convert to catholicism, because they are all catholic at his employers place.

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HAHAHAHA this is my favorite so far!

taurus0385 said...

Anna has another boy. Jessa has baby #1 and jill gets pregnant with baby #2.

Anonymous said...

I think that Jessa will put off having kids as long as possible and enjoy being free. I don't think that she enjoys kids and caring for kids and welcomes the freedom from that responsibility. I think that she has the courage to break the mold in that way, for a while.

Anonymous said...

I predict that lots of us will finally realize how we've been deceived by Jim Bob and this whole staged circus. I don't think some of them want to be a part of the deception.....Jana, for one.

Anonymous said...

I agree that so far, Jessa, is the least maternal of the older kids; having said that, I don't know how she and Ben are going to work that out; ie, lots of unprotected sex and "waiting" on the babies thing. I would think they would have to practice some kind of conception control there, but I can't think of what would be "ok" for them?

Anonymous said...

Most of us already know he has been deceiving everyone. They are not at all the same as they were. They no longer minister the use of the internet, in one of their pictures, 2 of the girls were on their phones, looking like they were texting. Also the fact that Michelle now has a coach purse reminded me of the episode when they went shopping at the thrift store and one of the boys said name brands were not important to them. I guess you could find a purse like that there, but I really doubt it.

Anonymous said...

Since these "kids" are so sheltered and have no friends outside of their siblings, who is it that they are texting and speaking to on their phones? I also didn't think they were allowed "private" one on one conversations with anyone other than blood family.

Anonymous said...

Absolutely dying at the comment about Michelle impregnating herself and marrying herself. LOL

Anonymous said...

"Absolutely dying at the comment about Michelle impregnating herself and marrying herself. LOL"

Then she'd find a verse in the bible that would support marrying yourself and how it was even more praise to the Lord than marrying another person

Anonymous said...

Jill has a very important job--she's the "Social Media Manager" for the Dillard household. It's very time consuming to maintain a FB page, a Twitter account AND an Instagram account. That's a full-time job right there!

Anonymous said...

Do you really think you can post that much stuff to the social media sites and resist reading all the comments? I can't believe they don't read what others post, like this site for example. If they do they certainly don't let on.

Danielle Pate said...

I predict someone will adopt in this family.

Anonymous said...

I think they do read everything, even this site. I remember people making comments about Michelle not giving her kids one on one time, then they do an episode of Michelle doing different activities with a few of her kids, you could tell it was very awkward for her.

Anonymous said...

If they do, in fact, read these maybe they will look up "foot fetish" to see that there are weirdos who get excited about feet. I think they are so sweet and innocent they may have no idea that there is such a thing.

Anonymous said...

So....If they have no friends outside why do they even need a smartphone? Internet access is monitored so it can't be for that. Since you didn't seem to think the can have private one on one outside their own blood family when they text the Bates girls is that monitored?

Anonymous said...

I'd love to think that they really would walk away from all the material goods they have collected from the wedding and return to mission work. We loved seeing Jill in a compassionate and caring role. She was such a natural. Too bad she has gotten so caught up in celebrity and making sure everyone sees her.

Anonymous said...

Sad how much she loves being in the limelight. We liked her much better before she began making sure all eyes are on her.....posting pictures, trying to be the spokesperson on the book tour, finishing sentences for her husband. Much prefer the Jill we thought she was.

Anonymous said...

If it really wa posted on the fridge then the whole family and film crew could help keep track.

Missy said...

I'm surprised at how many people think it's only recently that Jill has been pushing herself out in front making all the comments etc. I always thought that when they went on any trips it was always Jill that explained what you had just seen with your own eyes. On the mission trips she was always front & center telling everyone about the suffering the people were going through. Always attaching herself to a few young girls that were devastated to see her leave. Of course, she left with a promise to these girls that she would be back, as well as keeping in touch with them by writing, even if she couldn't write in Spanish & they couldn't read in English. She was always just like Josh. JMHO

Anonymous said...

Buddy can teach them to drink vino and crash their used car lot car after "one" drink. Then he can teach them to yell and scream with their sibs. Then show them to enjoy risotto instead of tater tot casserole. On their way to mass, Buddy will pick up mama and show how a loving family interacts with each other!

Asam Juli said...

When the Duggars stop commenting on how evil the rest of the world is, with all our wild ways and loose morals, then I will stop commenting on the Duggars and their hypocrisies and mistreatments of their children and spouses.

Anonymous said...

The only way Jill will get a stylist is if Daddy can get TLC to pay for it and it is filmed so they all get paid.

Anonymous said...

Those maternity getups Jill chooses to wear are eat too tight and revealing. Would the non-pregnant sisters get by with wearing such tight clothes? Yes I am aware that Josh wears very tight tee shirts.

Anonymous said...

Not going to happen. Like Jim Bob says their show is the #1 show on tv.

Anonymous said...


Bless her heart. Poor Jill doesn't
Know any better. We are a product of our environment. She said in an interview, back when there were 17 kids that she wanted 17.

Anonymous said...

Thank you, Sharla!

Anonymous said...

I pray the prediction about Grandma Duggar's health is wrong. she seems like a nice lady. I wish her the best and wish Jim Bob would honor his mother by him doing the laundry instead of letting her act as a washwoman.

Anonymous said...

I'm surprised Jill isn't reading all of this while "working out " at the gym, biding her time until derickdillard takes his break so she can go glom on to his arm and roll her head all over his chest.

Anonymous said...

Jill takes over every conversation and babtytalks. Her poor best friend derickdillard must have a lot of patience or be seething inside.

Anonymous said...

Jill is the Dillard social media manager. That is a hoot. The Derick and Jill dillard "fakebook " page dhows they are public figures. She can claim to be Public Relations Director. Why not, Jessa claims to be an author! And the duggars have ghost writers so how does it make Jessa an author. Oh what a tangled web we weave.....

Anonymous said...

Well said, Missy. Some of us were just discussing this how Jill shoulders her way in to be the spokesperson. She isn't a good speaker and comes off as being a bit slow, bless her heart.

Anonymous said...

Happy 25th birthday to Jana and John-David.

Anonymous said...

Lol! I read that as I predict someone will adopt this family.

Anonymous said...

When they went to ski they took the younger kids to a thrift store but the older girls already had cute new clothing and didn't need to wear used.

Anonymous said...

Many wonder if Jim bob first tried to marry off Jana to derickdillard and she said no. Maybe that is why she is treated like she is. Thankfully Jill loves attention and was willing to run streak barefoot from the alter to keep lots of money coming in for the family .

Anonymous said...

I hate to tell you that the Duggars are turning into the Kardashians.

Anonymous said...

Duggars turning into the Kardashians....lmao
No matter how modern they become I seriously doubt ANY of them would bare their rear or romp around in a teeny tiny, barely there, piece of cloth bikini that barely covers the nipples.
The Kardashians...lmao..

Rudy Tecat said...

I think if the Duggars had some real musical talent, JB would move them all up the road and have them playing in their own theater in Branson.

Anonymous said...

I think most people easily understood exactly what the poster was saying about the Duggars being like the Kardashians. It was very simpl and had nothing whatsoever to do with the clothing. Thanks for the laugh though. We all certainly enjoyed it.

CatLady said...

I too understood the Kardashian reference, and I agree with it. It's about being out there while not doing anything significant, but still saying "look at me." They're now just famous for being famous.

Anonymous said...

We never thoughtvany of them would stoop to wearing skinny jeans either....but Alyssa Webster has. It's a stretch to picture bikinis, but itvis as they say, a slippery slope.

Anonymous said...

woah..skinny jeans..the nerve of that Alyssa Webster...lol.
It just goes to show you they develop common sense when they get married. The finally realize you can wear jeans and still worship God.